So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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