ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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