It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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