On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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