Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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