office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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