I cockslap morals
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm having to shit out rocks
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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