i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
This baby is an asshole
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
