hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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