Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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