Tell her she can't have a vagina
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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