You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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