I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize