Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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