love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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