Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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