So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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