New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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