My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Girls should come with a carfax report
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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