Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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