Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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