we're blogging at a bar
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.