i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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