Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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