Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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