I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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