Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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