I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We don't watch enough power rangers
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.