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Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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