I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My liver just had a heart attack.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
