I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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