I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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