When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
