You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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