yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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