I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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