I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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