i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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