He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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