it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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