S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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