just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
