She said her name was "party"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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