I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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