i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
God, I missed his penis.
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