Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
