There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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