True but thats because hes a fetus.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
My vagina just recognized that song.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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