hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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she pinky promised me she was 18
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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