Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's the barista slut.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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