I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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