i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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