love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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