Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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