16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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